“Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals.” Holly said. “Not me!” said Orion cheerily, “I’m just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they...Read More
“Who are you?” he asked. I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hol...Read More
“No matter what dimension you’re in, there’s a big-headed male trying to take over the world.” Summary Ten thousand years ago, humans and fairies fought a great battle for the magical island o...Read More
“That’s the last order I’ll ever give you Captain. Don’t you dare ignore it.” Summary The evil pixie Opal Koboi has spent the last year in a self-induced coma, plotting her revenge on all th...Read More
“If you were me, then I’d be you, and if I were you, then I’d hide somewhere far away.” Summary Artemis Fowl has constructed a supercomputer from stolen fairy technology. In the wrong hands it...Read More
“We’re being led by an idiot with a crayon.” Summary Artemis Fowl wants to find his father, held hostage in Russia; Holly Short wants to find who’s supplying the goblins with human technology;...Read More
“Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know.” Summary Twelve-year-old Artemis Fowl is a millionaire, a genius—and, above all, a crimi...Read More
“Only by binding together as a single force will we remain strong and unconquerable.” Summary JUNE 1613 Japan is threatened with war and Jack is facing his greatest battle yet. Samurai are taking ...Read More
{I’m very sorry. It has been forever since I have posted anything. I have been busy reading some amazing books by Brandon Sanderson. But that is a story for another time.} “Wherever it is you may ...Read More