“Fine,” Grandpa said. “You fetch your evil Librarian mother from the jail. I’ll go warm up the giant penguin!” Summary Alcatraz Smedry has successfully defeated the army of Evil Librarians a...Read More
“I am a Smedry, and we do ridiculous, unexpected, eccentric things like this all the time! Ha-ha!” Summary Alcatraz Smedry, the boy with the incredible Talent for breaking things, has a lot to pro...Read More
“I’m convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.” Summary When Alcatraz and Grandpa Smedry make a pilgrimage to the Free Kingdom city of Crystallia, the Smedry home base...Read More
“Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.” Summary Alcatraz Smedry is back with a new mission! The Evil Librarians are still up...Read More
“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny.” Summary A hero with an incredible talent…for breaking things. A life-or-death mission…to rescue a bag of s...Read More